Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.
by Tustin69 July 30, 2022
An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017
(This requires being male or trans to be done to you) The act of finding your ex cheating on you, and immediately placing your hand in a fist and hulk smashing his testicles mid intercourse with the stranger he's doing it with.
"That crazy motherfucker is an Alaskan Ball-Popper!"
by dick chipper 3kPW December 04, 2016
A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.
by Bulldyke 111 September 05, 2015
a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience
Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.
by homopopculture May 18, 2005
When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex
"Dude what are those burn marks from?"
"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."
"DUDE sweet!!"
"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."
"DUDE sweet!!"
by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009
When you put a large amount of shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. Once it is rock hard, you can use it as a condom!
by Romeizzzle November 08, 2008