air biscuit

When a cat makes a "making biscuits" kneading motion in the air with its paws. Typically a sign of contentment.

Awww, Eddie is so cute when he's all blissed out making air biscuits like that.

by IsenMike April 26, 2016

air bud

Lame Weed. Bad Pot. Crappy little wispy buds usually found at the base of the branches. Stoney nonetheless, but usually not worth handing over any paper for...unless you live where it's dry i guess... :(

Punk tried to sell me an 8th of airbud for $40! i told him i'd give him a dime for that crap!

by Dirty D! July 21, 2005

Ass Air

Bad breath; halitosis

Dude, you have the worst case of ass air I've ever smelled!

by Krazy K December 29, 2002

Arkansas Air

A type of automobile air conditioning whereby one rolls down all the windows in the car while driving. Arkansas air is an alternative to traditional air conditioning embraced by white trash, red necks, and hillbillies, particularly in Arkansas.

Jethro got a mighty fine deal on his new '88 Ford pickup complete with an extended bed and Arkansas Air.

by Big Ronnie2 August 6, 2010

Air Force

The most entitled, pampered, and civilized branch of the U.S. Armed Forces. Perfect branch of the military to be in for those that want to learn new job skills or have an easy paycheck. Most who've deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan just stayed at a main base working 8 hour days in air conditioned offices and only had to worry about the occasional mortar round coming into their compound. To this day, the officers are still the ones that go out to do most of the fighting.

Air Force

by waspcoloredstain September 27, 2013

air freshener

The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.

Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"

PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT

Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."

(He collapses, dies)

by ecstatic asthmatic November 18, 2009

Air Pollution

caused by the stupidity of the human race, caused by the 80's hair styles, and every teenagers dream of owning a gas guzzeling monster used to attract females, which in turn makes babies, who grow up to use hair products, buy a car, work at a factory and pollute the only thing that can keep us alive!

the holes in our ozone layer are caused by air pollution

by tattoojunkie December 18, 2012