Smart man but he ain't loyal doesn't get every girl he is treated like a dog because his gf got him on a leash but ayy he still a bitch
by Andresthecreatorthetruthreveal December 8, 2017

Andre is a fucking savage
by Fukknibba August 11, 2017

A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019

A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.
Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020

• hot
• funny
• pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
• submissive and breedable
• funny
• pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
• submissive and breedable
by anonymous November 23, 2021

A smart guy that is considerate w others feelings. He’s artistic, and loves the outdoors. He’ll take several shots w you then get into deep conversation about mysteries of the universe. Andres has an open mind when it comes to music, he enjoys several genres. Usually a high profile individual, with cool friends. Andres usually carries the team in COD. Great partner in crime.
by Gweenteem May 13, 2020
