My After Sex Buddy

The world's first after sex doll.

A cuddly companion for women after sex.

You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.

by portable_guru January 15, 2011

afterpoop

the remaining poop left after pooping that broke off in the butt and is too small to squeeze out

"Hey, mark did you have a good poop?"
"No. there was a ton of afterpoop and I took me forever to wipe."

by froste May 3, 2013

after-school special

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after-school special would end.

by Elliott September 21, 2006

Dog Day Afternoon

As the Accidental Reincarnate says, "In literally having had many of a 'Dog Day Afternoon' spent particularly engaged in the activity now suggested. I have now found that while so indulging myself and enjoying a cold beverage on this life's many days of same, it much better having two hands with an opposable thumb than two paws and a long tongue!"

Have you ever spent a dog day afternoon wondering what Fido would do if he could make a fist?

by Gravy111 November 1, 2010

Afterfacting

Basically, the running of one's mouth after the fact. Similar to the "I told you so"

They spent the entire day afterfacting the disaster.

by Mike Kivlehan January 4, 2004

after office

The time when most office workers in professional, managerial, or administrative position leave work and enjoy their time chilling out at a bar, etc.

I´ll see ya at the Celtic bar round the corner in the after office, sweetie.

by captain_awesome January 24, 2008

after the shine

When a guy/girl chases after a member of the opposite sex because of their sex appeal or physical attractiveness.

He didn't really like her, he was just after the shine.

by ckhan09 June 2, 2009