Nod Rod

A random hard on you get during a nod (usually from blues or fetty.)

Bro, wake up! Your Nod Rod is hella noticeable!

Damn, I nodded out on the bus and woke up with a huge nod rod

by HotFish84 June 9, 2024

std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.

girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."

by leonsass August 3, 2024

pink rod of fury

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.

Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.

Make sure the Pink Rod Of Fury is in the boat! I wanna be eating me some fish for dinner hombre.

by H34VY D February 6, 2023

Karen Rod

Someone or something that attracts the attention of a Karen or group of Karens.

Dude, I was was shredding the other day and a Karen just lit into me. I felt like a Karen Rod with my board. Lame yo!

by MarcoManchego February 22, 2023

Glass Rodding

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or the threat of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

“Yo, we’re glass rodding Friend 3” Friend 1
“Fr” Friend 2
“What did I do!?”

by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025

Glass rodded

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

Or someone who needs to be glass rodded

“Yo, Friend 2 needs to be glass rodded” Friend 1

by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025

Hot rod

When you burn your dick with a blow torch and insert it into woman’s ham wallet

Yo Jake I just put my hot rod in some girls Bitch wrinkle

by Bigtityfart April 10, 2025