Hillbilly shower

Using a common sink to clean ones body in a time of immediate need.

I shit my pants while at great america and had to take a hillbilly shower in the restroom.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

Angry Shower

The act of an individual taking a shower, and taking their rage out on various shower products normally used to cleanse the body.

I had a bad day at work. So, I took and angry shower,and inserted my penis into the shampoo bottle, pretending it to ve my co-workers eye socket.

by politeasfawk September 8, 2016

Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011

recreational shower

1. showering with a group of people with clothes on at a party for fun

2.the perceived act by a succubus of a friend that the lesbian at the party is going to fuck her boyfriend and take a large shower with everyone nude...all due to a strategically placed bottle one night and some misplaced, psychotic rage

1. Lets take a recreational it's hot!

2. The succubus (C.S.) got livid and acted out when she thought a female was going to take a recreational that would end in sodomy and other perversions, as normal in the house.

by Bottle Spinner December 30, 2004

sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.

Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.

by dudetagged September 25, 2009

shower jellies

When you jack off in the shower and your nut turns to a little sticky jelly type substance.

what took so long in the shower babe? Fucking trying to rinse off all them shower jellies.

by K-fuss1 July 11, 2016

Bathory Shower

When you walk in on your menstruating friend riding the shit out of some dudes dick and you get sprayed in the face with her period blood due to the pressure being induced by her furious pumping.

-Holy shit did you just kill somebody?
-Hell no I just walked in on Tessa banging Troy and got a Bathory Shower.

by treesap83 August 5, 2015