Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

Jeff

A mature/ senile crossdresser who prostitutes himself for money can also be referred to as a Josh.

A: I banged that blonde over there last night ;) B: Bro, you know she was a jeff right?

by therealjohndoe August 15, 2018

jeff nuclear

It's simple a Jeff that acquired nuclear power. It's also a Porn stage name.

Hey did you saw Jeff Nuclear last movie?

by panickzzz June 6, 2017

Jeff

Jeff is ya mum he will come to ur house and find you

person 1 : do u know jeff
peson 2: yeah he's ya mum

by hellohellolittlehello March 8, 2021

Jeff

Drinks red bull and rage. Giver of fucks. Do not mess with a Jeff.

Do you see all those red bull cans. We must be in a Jeff's lair.

by Acidman17 May 19, 2020

My Name Jeff

Really epic meme

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"

by PokeBread December 12, 2018

Jeff McClure

1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self

3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.

Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!

by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023