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human jimbo

jimbo is a person that gets mad verry much alot and does cool stuff like eating progis
jimbo: want some fresh perogi

...: yes cool human jimbo
by jimbo jimbo jimbo November 3, 2020
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Faith in humanity

Error: this doesn't exist after 2022
I lost all faith in humanity after the Russo-Ukrainian war started.
by TF2aficionado July 29, 2022
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human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.
- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.
by livnbored December 25, 2010
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The Human Robot

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".
"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."
by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010
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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016
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Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw
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human razor

Using ones teeth to trim their partners pubic hair.
My girlfriend forgot razors on our trip, so I had to do the human razor.
by CMScheids August 12, 2021
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