Weed Child

The opposite of a flower child.

Someone who believes that violence solves basically everything. One who couldn't care less about the environment, nature, peace, etc. Generally very bitchy and pessimistic.

Person 1: "I swear I'm going to kill that bitch with an axe if she fucking talks about saving those stupid, selfish whales one. more. time."

Person 2: "Stop being such a weed child... damn."

by cdilvr16 June 28, 2010

Weed porn

Watching danky bud pics and jizzing in your pants from excitement.

i was freaking out cuz id run outta weed so i had some weed porn on the internet

by Lulz1911 February 14, 2012

Weed and Feed

Bringing your date marijuana and getting munchies. Similar to "wine and dine."

Guy 1: I have a date with Mary tonight, so I'm going to wine and dine her.
Guy 2: Nah man, she's more of a weed and feed kind of girl.

by PygmyPuffs October 16, 2011

diet weed

The spent weed left behind after bing vaporized by a vaporizer. Low level of THC after being vaporized. See vaporizer definition.

Can be rolled into mild cigarettes that are smooth mild and taste nutty.

This diet weed looks toasted but still gets me high.

by Noble T. September 25, 2005

Weed Fairy

When you think that your weed stash is empty and you're completely dry... Until you find a nug, .5, gram or more in your pocket or any other random place. That is because you were visited by the weed fairy! (or you found weed that you put away the night before because you were high and forgot you still had it)

"Hey guy, wanna do some bong hits with this weed I got from the Weed Fairy?"

by StonedCJane August 1, 2012

shitty weed

Cannabis, usually in reference to resin or hashish, of an inferior, or very low quality, often fake. Usually very dark and with an almost petroleum-like smell, it is often refered to as gack.

1: Have any luck getting any pot last night?
2: No, all I managed to get was this shitty weed.

by beefylad May 22, 2006

Butt weed

Portion of a female (or God forbid a male...) tramp stamp that rises in a curly fashion out of the top of her rolled-down gym shorts, as if growing out of the dirt in her ass crack. Most commonly observed in the gym where sluts roll down their shorts to attract attention, or at the beach. The butt weed has the property of turning an otherwise sexy girl summarily into a piece of trash.

Dude #1: "Bro check that one out. I'd hit that shit"
Dude #2: (turns to look and girl turns around) "Dude, fuck that she's got butt weed."
Dude #1: "Yeah didn't see that. I'm over it."

by ucfryan November 8, 2006