skate on them

The term one uses when they avoid someone or something.

I was trying to talk to anyone on my way home through the subway, so I just skated on them.

Little Jimmy was trying to leave work early. When his boss came around looking for him, little Jimmy had to skate on them so he could go home.

by Kingkole02 April 9, 2024

national tell your crush you like them day!

APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)

“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”

“i like you”
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”

by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024

Put them paws on him

When a furry is trying to claim another as their partner

Twinkles wanted to start a relationship with jared so she put them paws on him.

by Stickytip May 13, 2024

Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

hating them

You can only hate them on tuesdays. NO HATING ON MONDAYS

I'm hating them on tuesdays

by prohater43 September 28, 2025

Bomb them more!

Finish the genocide so I can say "SEE! The Jews do genocide!" And everybody will ole'Hym was right aaaaall along. JEWS BAD! JUICE BAD! JUUUUUUICE BAAAAAAAAD!

Hym "Bomb them more! You haven't finished bombing them have you? Finish the job! You gotta really get in there. You've only destroyed their entire social infrastructure, hospitals, and homes and then starved them. You gotta drone strike them more... Or maybe... They're gonna start to think they can do it to YOU... TO THE JUICE! They are going to start thinking that they can put YOU into the camps. And we can't have that so keep bombing them! At all costs! 3. 3 more bombs. And then keep bombing."

by Hym Iam October 9, 2025

National, tell your crush you like them day.

On the 7th of May, you have to tell your crush you like them. They might say yes. Plus the worst they can say is no, and rejection is a great way to learn that you don't need a goth gf. Or anyone who is toxic or just a bad person you deserve better. If they say no its okay. There's more fish in the sea.

*male one, walks up to girl* did you hear that John got rejected by Bethany. On National, tell your crush you like them day.*woman* on my god really. Well I guess that's nice of her not to be an ass about it since John is pretty sensitive. *male* also i like you. *woman* reallyyyyyy! On my gosh! *gives really cute eye stare* I like you to! Your such a great friend to have. Oh can I tell you about this boy I like? He works at a cat cafe. *male. Really disappointed, thinking well i told her and im friend zoned. That's okay I guess..... gives forced smile* oh really go on.

by Itsamebobvy October 13, 2025