When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conferencemug. by blackgirlnextdoor June 19, 2023
Get the i got condos in that bitch headmug. “Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”
by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019
Get the Toasted Headmug. If you are on FACEBOOK and this UPPER ESCHELON is showing you are a STUPID PEOPLE as exception as not counting the BACK OF HEAD.
In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.
FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.
In the lower ESCHELON ALL MALES drop your PANTS and dive bell SEEKERS females DROP your pants.
FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN says it's a new edition on CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY showing they are in charge of the UPPER ESCHELON HEAD.
Just like me GET OUT MY HEAD as I am STUPID PEOPLE too.
OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.
As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )
OK, is that an order, SHANE CODD the great FISH GOD GOD ARIANA GRANDOSITY as we will GET OUT MY HEAD but SHIT CLICKS to as dive bells as DIVE and protrude your CLIT HEAD.
As see FEMINIST ZOMBIE is in charge GET OUT MY HEAD as they order all the MALES to assume the LOWER ESCHELON position while their UPPER ESCHELON HEADS prosecute as many NALES as possible as it is a code word (GRAB THEM BY THE COCKY )
by METE MEAT MEET May 5, 2021
Get the GET OUT MY HEADmug. A game typically played when atleast 3 or more people engages in a sexually motivated game where two or more “gropers” are released into a pitch black room filled with many men (penis is required to participate) with their wood pointing to the ceiling (being erect isn’t required but greatly encouraged). The gropers must then go round and grab one or more players penis and give a slight tug. Once this task has been successfully completed gropers must regroup at the door of the room and switch on the light, then the gropees must try correctly guess their groper and if they do will be rewarded with taking their place as a groper.
by Dufffyy December 27, 2023
Get the heads down woods upmug. by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
Get the Cracker Barrel Headmug. by DumbAssSlayer May 21, 2021
Get the Cinnamon Roll Headmug.