shit polk

One lacking awareness or common sense

That guy is a complete shit polk

by Jarimiah January 3, 2017

shit advice

What Donald Trump gets from his advisors.

``Hey boss, I got some shit advice for you, don't let nobody in the country.''

by tirtle January 31, 2017

Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

Fan Shitting

When the shit hits the fan, over, and over, and over again.

Sorry I haven't been around - there was a lot of fan shitting last week between family bullshit and work crap.

by Gisto October 29, 2012

shit canoe

a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.

Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"

Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."

by Joey BeefBuicker November 4, 2012

tiggle shits

someone who shits after being tickled

dude kyle got tickled and shit his pants

Hes definatly got tiggle shits

by fuck you beaner towel August 30, 2012

Shit Stalled

Needing to take a gigantic shit, you walk into the bathroom at work, and another colleague is also dropping a massive load, in your favorite stall.

Mark - Hey man, I thought you were going to be back in ten minutes?

Sam - I thought so too, but I was shit stalled by that fatass fuck-face in logistics who always wears the cowboy boots.

by withinthelight May 9, 2012