dime head

A pathetically sad head of fine, short hair that lacks volume and lays flat against the scalp. A person with a small head and very fine hair.

"If I didn't have this dime head I wouldn't have to wear headbands and scarves all the time."

by woman with soul February 10, 2022

slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.

Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short

by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022

cotton-headed ninny-muggins

A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything

"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"

by black blue an March 10, 2022

dd head

Anything that starts with a 'd' and then "head."

e.g.
dumb dumb
dinosaur dinosaur
doo doo
duck duck

1: "Yo, is the plural of the word monkey '-ys' or '-ies'?"
2: "You're such a dd head, the answer is obvious."
1: "Oh yeah? Then what is it?"
2: "..."
1: "Tchyah, now who's the dd head?"
2: "SILENCE BUFFOON."

by Dia Rancid March 12, 2022

National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.

by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022

Golden Corral Head

When a woman (typically large in size) performs fellacio on a mans penis in a manner akin to the way she would devour various vast portions of food served at the reputable buffet chain Golden Corral.

"Chud, Have you seen the size of Karl's girl."

"Yeah man, she must give some serious Golden Corral Head"

by h0pper March 15, 2022