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walter whiting

the residual sag in your old, stretched out whitey tighties.
"Dude, did you shit your pants?"... "Nah I'm just Walter Whiting"
by republic-of-labia January 8, 2014
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White Trash Nacho Supreme

White Trash Nachos with Bacon Crumble and other ingredients added!
by Dbass1292 July 22, 2021
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Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"
Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween
by Im_Finna_Keep_it_a_1000 September 16, 2019
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White

In social groups, White refers to white skinned people, or people whose skin tone is approximate to the milk color, not by racial origins, but by spending all time inside their house, nvr being exposed to the sun.

These "white" attributes are often connoted or possessed by people who try to be as safe as possible in every scenario, avoiding danger or getting hurt in any way possible,spending all their day inside their house (usually living from the internet).

Being "white" does not mean you're "white". To be born in Sweden is not the same as living all day inside your house, windows closed, avoiding any danger at all costs (which is what the "white" term refers to).

The term can also be used to refer to black-skinned people, if these people were to spend so much of their time in a safe zone avoiding sun and any contact with the outside world.

Due to the term being similar to "Caucasian people", the people who fall victim to this term often reflect on the term being derogatory and rude-without-reason, rather than a teller on self-reflection, because being in your own house in front of a computer brings a lot of drawbacks into the individual, including muscular deterioration (which results in depression), health problems, social problems, paleness, etc.

And it also refers to cringy terms or words that try to be as least offensive as possible, ironically being offensive for the attempt at avoiding conflict itself, when the conflict is welcomed instead of avoided.
Ex1:
White boy in 1970: guys let's go play checkers in my house.
Friend: what? You mean your basement? Bro we gonna go skating instead, wanna come.
White boy in 70s: but my mom said it's dangerous and I might get hurt. What if I hurt my elbow like the other day in the bike? I had my assist wheels, my helmet and everything! I was grounded for a week! Come on guys, let's go play checkers like that one time in primary school.

Ex-friend: yo, live more, talk less, nerd.

Ex2:
White boy in 2020: Y'know guys, I really like reddit, it's a very wholesome place and there are no bullies that go un banned.
Friend: dude, you spend all day in that place this is the only time you visit us, and it's only because it's new years eve, otherwise you'd stay at home all day like you usually do.
White boy in 020s: Oh don't be rude my guy, I like being with my bros in TF2, you also said the same about my friends but they're not that uncool, y'know? They have animal suits.
Ex-friend: THEY WERE IN DIAPERS ok dude fuck off, go back to your mom's basement
White boy in 020s: I don't live in my basement, "duuude", I live in my room with my mom. Yikes, kinkshaming in 2020.

Ex3:
Normal white (as in, Caucasian) dude: Hey man, sup.
Normal black dude: sup mf, we were prepping everything up, we already have the boards for surfing. How's your elbow btw?

Normal Caucasian dude: just a bruise dude, idc, the bike's shit that's all.
by Benis removed December 31, 2022
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White Boy Vibe

Not necessarily white, nor a boy, or even a person, "White Boy Vibe" describes a being which oozes privilege from every clear-skinned pore of their toned body. Generally unaffected by life's woes, those who possess a white boy vibe seem to have led an easy, comfortable life. Despite everything they have in life having been handed to them on a silver platter, someone with a white boy vibe is likely to denounce this fact. Instead, they are determined to prove to everyone - especially to minorities, women, or those who have lead harder lives than them - that they have learnt every ounce of what they have, whilst seeming loftily unaware of their privilege to a surprising extent.

Contrary to popular belief, to have a white boy vibe you don't need to be especially privileged. The only criteria is that you are more privileged than the person you are speaking to, or feel in some manner 'better than them' in your mind, so that you may shamelessly act like you believe you are far superior than them.
"Tyrone paid for everything, no matter what I said, even though I asked him out this time," moaned Jessica.
"Surely thats a good thing? It shows chivalry isn't dead!" Amber asked, puzzled.
"No, that's not the point!" Jessica rolled her eyes, "He just had such a white boy vibe, it was like he was looking at my purse and thinking 'that poor thing, it's starving'. He didn't think I was an equal!"
by AilsaEek June 11, 2019
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White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.
Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.
by Pondering Drummer Girl May 2, 2024
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Far-White

Members of the conservative party who post pictures of themself, on social media, with a fish or some other dead animal.

Members of the conservative party who proudly they graduated from the “school of hard knocks.”
Darryl, a graduate of the School of Hard Knocks, is a proud member of the far-white and shows it daily on social media with various pictures of him with fish.
by Bartige Legende October 12, 2022
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