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Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.
“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.
by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022
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Stall baby

When your so drunk at the bar that you go into the bathroom and curl up in the fetal position before or after throwing up.
I went into the bathroom and saw a stall baby!

I wish I had captured a picture of that guy being a stall baby!
by Bshaw1979 November 28, 2010
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Baby Meatloaf

The non-sticky, clear adhesive you often find between the gift card and the paper.
Hey Alicia, thanks for the Starbucks gift card! Not only will I get a coffee with this but I get to peel off the baby meatloaf and play with it while I wait! I won’t even have to wash my hands! I love it but I’m not attached to it!
by Mary Silvers December 4, 2023
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cole baby

Is a nickname for NICOLE. Mostly used by grandmothers who smoke.
by Queenie4x September 29, 2019
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baby fudge dragon

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.
"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"
by Dr. Thirsty March 18, 2014
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Nukular Baby (BB) universe

A universe where baby's are bombs.
I hope your baby isn't from the Nukular Baby (BB) universe.
by The Dream God July 12, 2020
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Schlegel Baby

When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
"OH MY GOD SCHLEGEL BABY!!" *hugs person*
by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024
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