Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

Off-fee

Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.

"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."

by The Envoy April 3, 2009

Dash them off

Same vibes as “Slay”, “Go off” or ✨.
Can be accompanied by “, Queen”, often used to hype your friends.

Friend: *posts a picture*
Your comment: “DASH THEM OFF, QUEEN”

by pebbles_duh February 4, 2021

Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

fuck off

FUCK OFF!!!!

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

by FUCK OFF!!!! April 7, 2017

offs

May refer to:
• plural of “off,” which is not a real word
• disadvantages of something or someone

The kids tooks offs theirs jackets ands sweaters.

by bluestinger66 May 7, 2024

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024