shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.
Then I shall shit my face.
by D_reck31 September 24, 2017
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Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.
person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
by hollie <3 TJ February 05, 2011
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Bloody smiley face

When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis
Ya dawg last night I did the bloody smiley face on my girl last night cuz she been quite bitchy lately
by Me. Cock catapult September 18, 2020
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triangle on a face

whatever you have on your face that forms a triangle makes you gay. (ex: moles, pimples, beauty marks etc.)
I have never seen a triangle on a face until I met Toto. He must be gay.
by ma-sa lu boris December 23, 2024
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.com Face

An obviously insincere & exaggerated facial expression that usually resembles enthusiasm or surprise & is used to gain attention.
"Yo, Ray William Johnson always has a .com face."
by Endlessrape September 28, 2011
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Rape Face

When a man has little to no distinguishable facial features and no facial hair. This would make them difficult to describe to authorities had they assaulted someone. They typically are an awkward or intense type of personality; only making their strange look more noticeable. This isn’t usually a choice look, it’s inherent. Somehow, guys with this look always seem a little 'off' mentally; possibly capable of something as heinous as rape.
My beard was bothering me, so I shaved and now I’m scared I have rape face.
by Marcus Marquise May 18, 2020
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