cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

Cock Amish

Siri's interpretation of cock smooch

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately

by Cock farm November 13, 2014

cock slap

when you slap a annoying girl with you dick

hey wanna shut the fuck up bitch or i will cock slap you so hard

by tickdick December 3, 2014

Cock

An action performed in order to prepare a firearm for shooting

"Cock ur gun stoopid"

by PaquitoTaquito December 9, 2014

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

kamikaze cock punch

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"

Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"

by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013

Cock weilder

A man who has sex with many women.

Jason gets a lot of pussy.
Therefore, he's a cock weilder.

by Unique princess December 3, 2013