meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

banute head

banute head is when someone’s head is so round and big you can kick it like a ball

Wow! you have a banute head!

by Imabanute April 23, 2025

Head

A part of the human body you dirty minded person...

Teacher: we are studying a human head today
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy

Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit

by PippyThePig November 29, 2019

poopy head

anyone with the name anthony

you: you're being a poopy head
anthony: yup

by princessbarbie June 7, 2022

Toilet head

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after

That guy is such a toilet head

by Th420 May 31, 2022

National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.

by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022

head echo

When your progressive friend says out loud extemporaneous thoughts about conservatives.

These conservatives are the same people that used to say you can't say you're trans if you don't make "any effort" to look like you "belong" to the gender you identify as, says my head echo.

by fishnightout January 2, 2023