A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.
by Professor Dan February 20, 2018

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.
1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.
by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

by A. King Krotch September 24, 2021

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.
"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
by Krkič April 28, 2019

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.
She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.
While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.
Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.
While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.
Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023

A competition where two menaces set eachother terrible challenges until someone fails. The moment you fail it is called a fold, and you automatically lose.
I could beat you in a Menace-Off
by crusherhack210 March 26, 2023
