Guy 1: I saw a dead alligator the other day. Somebody took the top off the Maybach too.
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 2: Where?
by SteveBeef July 31, 2025
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The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.
The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.
Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"
Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"
Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"
by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019
Get the fuck off bag mug.An unbelievably stupid person. When the good Lord was makin' men, He got a whole bunch of 'em all whomped up together and then He decided to knock off for the rest of the day, thinkin' He'd put the brains in later. But guess what happened? A whole bunch of them critters just upped and walked off 'fore he ever got back. And that's what we've got here. Walk-off.
by CmePO September 13, 2021
Get the Walk-off mug.Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy that stabbed the Marine?
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
Guy 2: Yeah, didn't he "fall off the curb?"
Guy 1: Sure did, some Marines helped!
by enim frater December 18, 2012
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There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
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Steps are being made to stall off the identification and avoid the media frensy when the news gets out.
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