wise man syndrome

When someone quits weed and gets really introspective and wise and shit

bro 1. we should go party

bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome

by smelly booger 123 May 9, 2024

Bitchausen Syndrome

When you make up things to be a bitch about. Also known as BS.

Extreme cases can morph into the dreaded and incurable Cuntausen Syndrome.

Bitchausen Syndrome by Proxy occurs when someone is forced to interact with the individual suffering from BS.

She appears to be suffering from Bitchausen Syndrome as she is hysterical and arguing with me over something that only happened in her head!

by Rene Riley September 25, 2018

Skinny Leg Syndrome

When individuals who strength train (usually men) are so preoccupied with having large arms and chest that they neglect leg exercises. The result is a top heavy looking individual with chiseled arms, chest and maybe even abs but with hilariously skinny legs. Essentially taking on the appearance of a mismatched Lego Minifigure.

Brenda: look at that at that guy lifting like 150 over there.

Jannet: he's got a nice upper body, too bad he's got skinny leg syndrome. Those legs look like toothpicks and he has no ass.

by ZeeEx December 22, 2019

ackerman syndrome

The death-causing syndrome of making typing mistakes

symptoms : typing 'ikr' as 'kit', typing 'kit' as 'xan' , etc.

they type ikr as kit, bro they have ackerman syndrome

by Squook discord kitten uwu December 4, 2021

dab syndrome

a person that is addicted to dabbing and while the person dab he/she always eat pizza.

Example: Pizzagnuta dabbed on stage while eating a vesuvio
Example: - Why you always dab when you eating pizza?

- I have dab syndrome, dudeeeeee! dab* dab* dab* booooi

- Gnatuf, u stupid as fuck boooi

- Sorry dude :((((

by GnouleMEMES January 30, 2017

Chona Syndrome

A mental disorder that causes one to be a shitty romantic partner or ex-partner.

I think my ex has Chona Syndrome, he won't leave me alone!

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Munchousen syndrome

A disorder characterized by spending extended periods of time in a dwelling while chomping on enormous quantities of food.

I wonder if da Coneheads had Munchousen syndrome, since they were always inviting others to join then for a "group-pig-out"?

by QuacksO March 16, 2019