National Simp Month

All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.

Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!

by treythekidd December 9, 2020

Canadian National

Canadian National is a railway that was founded in 1919. It began operations in June 6th, 1919. In 2019, CN revealed a lot of 100th Anniversary Heritage units! In 2020 CN revealed Fallen Flag heritage units.

Canadian national is a great railroad

by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Kadie Day

We appreciate Kadie because she’s so nice, smart, funny and kind. she’s also super hot.

boy: hey dude… do you know it’s national kadie day?
other boy: oh no i’ll go give her some flowers and appreciation now.

by urmumisminelolol January 30, 2022

National Eating Pussy Day

on february 11th, every man has to eat your pussy

hey baby it’s National Eating Pussy day, let’s go in the bedroom

by penisslayer February 11, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

National mondayween

Hey it’s National Mondayween; it’s Halloween on a Monday wear your scariest and freakiest Halloween costumes

David:hey it’s National Mondayween what costume you wearing to school today

by Dad Dae October 30, 2022