by flushed dreams October 7, 2017
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by Lex Icographer April 19, 2018
Get the shit on stilts mug.a. Someone who does nasty or mean things to unsuspecting dating app users.
b. When someone goes ape shit on someone who has just done something nasty or mean to them on a dating app.
b. When someone goes ape shit on someone who has just done something nasty or mean to them on a dating app.
a. Man, that grindr creep really is just a piece of app-shit to everyone for no reason.
b. I know. I went absolutely app-shit on the prick the other day and blocked him.
b. I know. I went absolutely app-shit on the prick the other day and blocked him.
by Captain Trunch March 21, 2017
Get the APP-SHIT mug.When you have the best shit in your life. When it smells and looks so good that you could stare at it for years! Only the rarest of people sent down from god can have these shits.
by angleshit123 April 14, 2017
Get the angel shit mug.The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.
She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?
by CGPsaint April 21, 2017
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