Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 06, 2021
Before I headed to the bar I thought to myself, I could really go for a white San Franciscan to start off the night.
by Bunny Farts August 07, 2015
by arcs27 September 13, 2023
White-ify--When you make cultural reference sound more white.
Holla, coma estas?
John: "Oh-la, camo, es-Stas?"
Sarah: "You just white-ified that.'
Holla, coma estas?
John: "Oh-la, camo, es-Stas?"
Sarah: "You just white-ified that.'
White cheese is a synonym for pussy (the female bodypart) in the Swedish language. The correlation is made through the famous white cheese “feta” which in Swedish sounds like the word “fitta” which is commenly used as a synonym for vagina.
by Emmeboiii December 07, 2017
A tall white man that usually has curly or frizzy hair, wears baggy t-shirts or hoodies and cargo pants, they will usually have a basic personality and some kind of mental issue
by midperson October 24, 2022
a cracker named trey who thinks he can rap and is actually right! step aside joyner lucas, this white rapper will walk all over you.
by like jay-z October 14, 2019