National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

National Nude Day

National Nude day is always 4/18 but has been added to be every Tuesday of the month of January as of 2022

National nude day/ So every Tuesday of January you can send nudes to someone your comfortable with

by StreetPrafit February 7, 2022

National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th

Hi Izzy!

What do you want?

…
Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D

by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

National Jahtari gets head day

August 11th is National Jahtari Gets head day. On this day all citizens sharing the name Jahtari shall receive head at any given time strictly from the throat goat AKA bri bri 2x

“Oh my god National Jahtari gets head day is only 10 days away I’m fucking ready”

by JaMiles04 August 1, 2021

National Throw It Back For Lizzie Day

On this day we commemorate our gal Lizzie by shaking a little booty for her.

Girl it’s National Throw it Back for Lizzie Day don’t forget to shake a little sumn for her.

by dirtydusse December 9, 2021