feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

by valiant thor December 1, 2014

Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

chop me

another term for giving someone 'knuckles'

hey dude tat was sweet 'chop me'

by chopinator November 9, 2013

dogging me off

annoying me or being taken for a mug

e.g.

This brooklands college course is dogging me off!

by kaptainkippa December 2, 2013

Gaying me down

When a situation arrives that hinders one from participating in events they would normally attend, or would like to attend.

When a person has prior obligations that obscure them from attending an event with their friends.

Guy 1 - "Hey man you gonna make the concert this weekend?"

Guy 2 - "Naw man, doc said I can't leave the house with my broke leg. Really "gaying me down".

"My girlfriend said I can't go to the titter this weekend, really gaying me down over here."

by Pancer Man December 6, 2013

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 10, 2013

bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".

Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013