when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.
ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 25, 2022
Someone's head canon but the darkness of their mind causes it to always be grayscale, dark, or negative.
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whence a particular young leader finds himself single in the lead up to the best summer of his life. he will conquer all the bitches.
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When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.
TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”
Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”
Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”
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