white tears

A way of presenting a first-world problem of white-skinned people in meme-language.
if the captions say "white tears", you know you've been racially assaulted.jk. You know it had to do something with the skin color, or with the racial history, or with some other differences that come with races.

or : a racist slogan of the approach of a black skinned racist group.
if such a group and such an approach exist...
"insert text that praises some difference of black skinned people in comparison to the white skinned." + "Dem white tears" or so..
by Khanon November 29, 2018
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Hannah d White

A simple girl, with a really cool Irish accent, and the not better half to her Dick white, who she loves so very much.
The white family is wild tonight. They must be trying to have a baby. Hannah d White is so lucky
by Youcangetit February 28, 2024
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White Lamar

Despite having a relatively black name, White Lamar is a man with white skin. White Lamar's are usually laid back and sometimes hilarious, but they tend to take a lot of shit from their parent's name choice.
"who is that cute funny laid back boy over there?"

"that's White Lamar, He's a pretty cool dude"

"White Lamar? dafuq kinda name is that?"
by shiiieeeetmuthafucka December 06, 2022
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Standard White Boy Edition

Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.

Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.

A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :

Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..

Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..

Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..

Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..

Example 2 :

Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!

Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 05, 2024
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White Willy

When someone busts a nut in your ear.
I gave my girl a white willy when she looked away at the last second.
by Qhyp June 16, 2020
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White Willy

The white Willy is when two people get in to bed and one proceeds to give the other one a hand job and right as he’s going to cum the other person puts there mouth to the penis and starts giving a blow job.
Person 1: “dude Stacey gave me the weirdest blow job”

Person 2: “let me guess, the white Willy.”

Person 1: “yea how did you know?”
by Pat the fat February 20, 2023
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White Willy

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy
That person just got a white willy in their ear
by Whiteear February 02, 2025
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