face wash

When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.

After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself

by meemeemoemoemoe July 10, 2023

Resting Baby Face

When a baby always has a mean face or angry look.

Wow ur baby has resting baby face

by Chrissy Sweet May 18, 2022

Tit face

A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.

"Bro, ur a complete tit face."

by Hibishesxø April 22, 2019

Face Wedgie

Is when someone has no teeth in their mouth so their jaw starts losing muscle tone and everytime they eat their bottom lip starts eating their face.

Larry won't wear his teeth when he eats and he keeps giving himself a face wedgie.

by Becca Licious April 21, 2011

Faced

when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong

"He was gay I tell you"
"then why is he kissing that girl?"
"because....uh..."
"OOO FACED!"

by AARgeek January 22, 2004

Face

It can mean anything and everything

You know whats funny? Face!

by loter otor March 16, 2022

what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022