Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.
by Keanu CHEESE July 19, 2020
by D_Train August 15, 2019
by Dwiplawd March 11, 2020
when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.
ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
by compressed girlfriend 🥲 July 25, 2022
Someone's head canon but the darkness of their mind causes it to always be grayscale, dark, or negative.
by Care.0 December 22, 2024
by Boarhead_killer June 29, 2017
whence a particular young leader finds himself single in the lead up to the best summer of his life. he will conquer all the bitches.
by ilovesweetpopcorn February 28, 2023