Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."

Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."

by McHesp August 1, 2020

Shlathly he Noy me

A phrase used when informing your superior or elder of an incident in which anyone whose name begins with the letters “A,M,An”, or ends in “Ali” inserts their finger into your bum.

Ouch! shlathly he noy me tell him off!

by Fat in the gay March 15, 2020

Me

Something I call myself

Person: hey you
Me: who me

This is how my ex used to shout at me to get my attention

by One single bitch December 31, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck To Some Refrigerators <Kidney Cancer><.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up

babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick

by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023

me

the saddest fucking thing in existence

i am a fuckin idiot, stupid me!

by neon genesis i fucking hate me April 8, 2020

Me did

A retarded way to respond to a question where the individual answering is admitting to something

Person 1: “Who fed the pigs”
Person 2: “Me did”
Person 1: “Holy shit you’re stupid”
Friends of Person 1 and 2 “Me did” talking to person 2 in a taunting manner

by Toyota Camry March 10, 2025