by Azzymatic June 11, 2022

This is what you call someone when they are being a total inconvenience to your day by not passing to you on pro clubs. An absolute drop-in wanker
by Spunk Jar July 5, 2021

Scwabble Head, pronounced (sch wah b le h ed ) is an insult, normally said after potato, but it doesn't have to be.
"Jonah, you're being such a scwabble head right now" "Jonah, you're such a potato scwabble head right now!"
by GrumpyYoungMan July 11, 2023

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
by LightThief November 13, 2018

When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.
by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

by LookingAtAWindow123 February 25, 2017
