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cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.
i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.
by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009
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cock fink

A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.
My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.
by Peter D King May 26, 2008
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cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.
"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"
by Behr July 4, 2008
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shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
by dannibitch October 7, 2008
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Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on
You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.
by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008
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Cock vac

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!
by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008
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cock ears

A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.
Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.
by thrayl September 30, 2008
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