Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.

“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”

by Tenzei February 14, 2022

Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."

by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020

pulled an amir

The lack of braincells due to his upbringing and hobbies caused him to spout the most flamboyant and incorrect bs. A domer that misses like a stormtrooper has been uttered and everyone is in awe of how he is not an AI

Amir: Steph Curry is mid
Everyone else: Damn you really pulled an amir I guess you really are an AI

by Hypandl November 22, 2021

Pull A Fritzy

1) To Drop your ciggerette more than four times in one sitting.

2) To attempt Anal Sex with a woman

1) Oh shit i pulled a Fritzy.

2) Damn bitch i'm finnin to pull a Fritzy!

by Norman402 March 8, 2007

Pull a Beth

v. To shit in one's own bathtub, hot tub, or shower after falling asleep in it by accident. It is more or less a good thing, if you don't mind being known as that person who shat themselves in their own bathtub/hot tub/shower.

Last night I got drunk, passed out in the shower, and when I woke up, I saw that I had decided to pull a Beth in my sleep.

Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?

by Padya Appleseed February 3, 2012

Brick pulling

A practice where the person pulls out a brick from their behind

Kate:"bob did you do the brick pulling last night?"

Bob :"Yeah, I'm not constipated anymore."

by KaKail October 17, 2023