Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Bum Babies

Poo, Turds, Shit

I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.

by NavePun January 28, 2022

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A pussy licking monster that eats little children at night

My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.

by Nigglers in my butthole April 5, 2024

Did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?

No, you probably heard this on the radio

Hey did Ben Franklin invent beanie baby’s?
NO IDIOT

by Hawdndidueu April 17, 2021

angel baby

Someone who's breath smells like rain and their smile makes you feel like you are falling into the sky. a true friend.

angel baby makes me smile when I'm sad and makes me laugh when I'm crying. angel baby reminds me to remember love.

by falaipi March 26, 2025

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023