crackbaby that hangs with kids so they can brag about nonsense with no fear of being teased by the neighborhood bullies from their playground years til they hairline reseed so they know how to continue to smile while when they lie with innocence while they run the streets in a car to stare at they parents enabler and vow to be that way or try harder with a street walker like them.
by Kaetag July 15, 2024
My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
by Littlemarshmallowlover May 03, 2022
When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021
Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.
by MurrayBall January 20, 2020
Your boyfriend or girlfriend, something you can use if you don't want to mention his/her actual name.
"You're my baby," for example, means you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and another is for if you were to say "my boyfriend" without getting names involved.
by gamers are amazing October 19, 2021
A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.
I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.
by Mercurywoodrose January 24, 2014
Whenever i am babying, I am brought back to my early childhood, when all was so inocent and I didn't have a single worry or care in the world.
by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023