Beach Zombie

Anyone who looks great in a bathing suit, is tan, and never leaves the beach.

Jude: What did you think of the beach?

Maddie: It was okay, except it was full of beach zombies.

by TheCrazyMaddie July 6, 2011

Hash Zombie

The act of being so clueless after smoking Hash or Hashish that you are either walking in a daze, usually looking at the ground or sky. Or Rubbing your legs/arms for no reason, moving in a seemingly jerky motions, the possibility of a laugh attack while in a "Hash Zombie" state are high, as well of deep conversations that will unlock the secrets of your mind.

"Dude, we were Hash Zombies last night"

"Yeah i know, we talked about the universe for at least an hour. I understood is all so well, also my arms are sore from rubbing my legs for so long."

by Jimmytree October 24, 2011

Shoot a Zombie

Drinking a Red Bull and Coke to stay awake.

" Go Shoot a zombie if your so tired then"
" She shot a zombie, now we can't peel her off the wall"

by rinaella April 22, 2009

Subway Zombie

A Subway Zombie is a ghoulish, unhealthy creature that begs for money using its smell and diseases as a weapon. Once a man or a woman, since years it's no longer human and never will be again. It lurks about at the subway area. Its clothes are torn and dirty, its long hair is felted, face and hands are covered with a patina of smut. Its always wide open eyes are rolling wildly deep in their cavities. It smells like a wet dog with an acrid smell of piss. Grunting it'll try to drive you into a corner with its outstretched claw, wanting your money. You'll give 10 bucks, fearing the glance of its eye, fearing its foul breath, fearing its blade like and broken greasy fingernails, fearing its unclean touch, while a pervert part of your brain shuddering realizes the several skin diseases of that Subway Zombie. "One touch of the filthy creature and you'll die of leprosy or much worse", is the only thing you're able to think till it's over.

Look Matt! What lucky beggars we are! The Subway Zombie is trying to drive a Japanese tourist into that left corner, let's escape the other way!, Darryl said gladly.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008

Zombitosis

The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering you will no longer be able to become a zombie. One future career choice could now be zombie hunter.

"Wow! You look so dead! Are you sure you're not a zombie?"

"No, it's ok, I have zombitosis, so I'm immune."

by Morgan M. December 15, 2006

zombie drifting

When you go shopping for no reason and 'drift' around, but zombie drifting is when your hungover or half asleep and the only thing you can concentrate on is putting one foot infront of the other. one thing that can break a 'drift' is when someone says hello, where you can wither not reply (if your that zombiefyed) or reply with "halro" or some slurred version of hello and keep walking. The person that said hello usally think you dont like them.

Man I said hello to you yesterday and you said nothing to me, dont you like me or sumthin

Sorry dude i was Zombie drifting after we had that party

by T3H J4S0MEIS7ER December 9, 2008

Zombie Sunday

Easter Sunday.

Christ rose from the dead.
Anything that rises from the dead, is the walking un-dead.
Ergo, Christ is a Zombie.

Hence, Zombie Sunday

"What are you doing for Zombie Sunday this year?"

"Avoiding my family, drinking Spaten, and watching George A. Romero movies."

by nephlim December 24, 2008