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Zombitosis 

The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering you will no longer be able to become a zombie. One future career choice could now be zombie hunter.
"Wow! You look so dead! Are you sure you're not a zombie?"

"No, it's ok, I have zombitosis, so I'm immune."
Zombitosis by Morgan M. December 15, 2006
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Zombiosis 

Zombiosis is the process of becoming a zombie. Zombiosis usually involves death in one of the following ways, though not exclusively:

1.a-The individual dies and rises again as a zombie through coincidental means such as proximity to a biological lab or meaningful date (Halloween, midnight, etc).
b-The individual dies and is resurrected as a zombie by a shaman, scientist or other meaningful (though usually malicious) individual.
c-The individual rises for purposes of plot and/or action in a larger story.
2. The individual dies of natural causes, but was posthumously infected and rises as a zombie.
3.a-The individual dies of the infection itself and rises as a zombie.
b-In some cases, the infection never kills the individual (see 28 days later).

A fourth and irregular clause is if the individual is born as a zombie, usually due to an infection of the mother (see Dawn of the Dead).

In order to distinguish zombies from other varieties of active dead they must have corporeal bodies and must be human. In some incidences animals have been infected (see Dawn of the Dead), though these can't be considered true zombies. There is much debate over whether or not a zombie has to have completely died for the zombiosis to have taken effect, though in such films as 28 Days Later the individuals were described as 'filled with rage'. In modern horror movies, mentioning the 'Z' word is considered by some a faux pas.

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See also: zombie, undead, living dead, zombiology, zombification, zombified,
'Joel was unable to speak as zombiosis took hold of him.'
Zombiosis by Dr. Prion, Ph.D September 18, 2008
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From the ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE: The state in between zombie bite and full on zombie meltdown. violent shaking, drop in temperature, change of skin tone and consistancy.
After rolling down the hill to knock the zombies over like bowling pins, Bill was bitten and quickly entered a state of zombrosis
zombrosis by jaredddddd June 24, 2005

zombieosis 

sleepy unawareness of politics and religion
My clueless, hedonist friend suffers from zombieosis but is now waking up to events in the world
zombieosis by Elway7779 October 15, 2013

zombitis 

zombitis is the disease that small puppies and zombies get when they become ZOMBIEs
that zombie has a case of zombitis
zombitis by Mert R November 19, 2007

zambilosis 

Zambilosis is an extremly rare mental health problem,work induced or can even be triggered by the so be called "hello kitty" girls.
That emo chick is giving me zambilosis man!
zambilosis by cringefripsy June 16, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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