Windows Vista

A malicious computer software created by Microsoft. The sick company designs the operating system to be vulnerable to a wide spectrum of attacks, effectively ruining your computer, and forcing you to pay for repairs, or buy another copy of there overpriced "product".

It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.

"Hey, did Windows Vista bend you over and jack your wallet today"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"

"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"

"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"

"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"

by CRS BLKvol December 13, 2008

Windows XP

Windows XP is like any other Microsoft program. You get to share your opnion on how things should work and get to send a report every time things go bad.
and they gather all that info, put it on a harddisk several terrabytes big, and do nothing with it. they just keep creating trash sofware so you can keep sharing your opnion. they like that, that way the coders get the attention they don't get at home.

A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

by vermin March 20, 2004

Windows Vista

We
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System

so now new PC buyers are forced to use our

Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine

operating system.

now i wish i had replaced my old pc before February.

***k
Windows Vista

by sqoc December 28, 2008

Windowsill

Person who sleeps on a pillow (ususally the bottom in sex.)

You are such a Windowsill

by max/seb May 25, 2021

ass window

A small hole in a pair of jeans that would reveal a portion a person's behind if they happen to be wearing a thong or possibly less.

Did you see the ass window on her?

by Dean Stansbury as inspired by Jen Jud May 10, 2006

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015

WindowsLogic

A term used when the operating system known as Windows does some wacky stuff, like saying that you need an internet connection to fix your internet connection. This term is also an alias of someone on the Internet.

I see you've been having trouble with your computer, could it be windowslogic?

by WindowsLogic May 27, 2017