somebody who hates on vaginas, or those in posession of said genitalia.
sometimes referring to gay men
sometimes referring to gay men
by beaukoble October 17, 2008
Get the vag-hater mug.Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!
Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!
by spikem0 August 5, 2022
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Get the Vag mug.A vaginal canal that is particularly loose and large, or so cavernous, that it does not fit snugly around a typical penis.
Dude, that chick must have given birth to twins. She was such a Cav Vag. I mean it was like swimming in the deep end of a pool! pussy cav vag
by CavVag March 5, 2015
Get the cav vag mug.a female virgin who believes she is versed in sexuality because she has gone down on lots of guys but has never had vaginal intercourse
While riding the bus home from school Britteny whispers to her friend: "Chasity thinks she knows everything about sex and being a 'woman' because she has sucked so many guys, but she is still a vag virgin"
by MiaLia January 6, 2014
Get the vag virgin mug.Like whiskey dick but for the ladies; when a woman is unable to sexually perform and/or unable to climax after a night of drinking
by Buttcrumbsarereal June 12, 2025
Get the Vino Vag mug.(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
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