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vag-a-snatch

"I saw that hoes vag-a-snatch, damnnn!"
"Her vag-a-snatch was tastey"
"Look at that strippers vag-a-snatch"
"Jane likes her vag-a-snatch licked"
by manda1984 November 10, 2013
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smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.
She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.
by spsid13 February 1, 2022
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Tea Vagged

When a female player in an online multiplayer game
kills another player and runs up and kneels over the players face bobbing up and down and/or spins.
I can't believe Jenna kicked your ass in BF3 last night. She so Tea Vagged you at least a dozen times.
by PizzaManDude September 7, 2013
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sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.
A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!
by AG1k May 30, 2023
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Vag Stick

A tampon or intra uterine devise. could be a penis
Miss do you have a spare vag stick, im on the rags?
by DirtG June 10, 2010
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bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
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Vag Snag

The Female equivalent of a cock block. When a female does something that prevents another female from having sex.
Alyssa: "Wow Jilian is such a Vag Snag, she stole the drink that guy sent me."
by Wil I Ain't January 16, 2011
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