Vag Wag

The vag wag is performed when you need to dry off your vagina but don't have any toilet paper or papertowels. It is performed by sqauting over a toilet and vigrously wagging your vaginal lips to dry them.

Man, briana ran out of toilet paper and had to do a vag wag.

by Dickie88 July 22, 2025

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

Vag Stick

A tampon or intra uterine devise. could be a penis

Miss do you have a spare vag stick, im on the rags?

by DirtG June 10, 2010

sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.

A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!

by AG1k May 30, 2023

bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.

John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"

by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011

vag dabbler

A female who claims to be straight but who is known to sometimes dabble in same sex sexual acts, especially including vaginal stimulation.

I always suspected that helen was a bit of a vag dabbler.

by BigD2012 June 21, 2012