He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
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Get the Unicorn-lover mug.Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.
Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?
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Get the purple unicorn mug.when a girl is being taken from behind during intercoures she puts her hand on her forehead like a unicorn for ten seconds without the guy knowing. then you are in the secret unicorn club.
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1. A kind of man that, because of his conditions, cannot do certain things, but can do certain others.
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I: They flip their hair often, because they were unicorns in their past lives. Unicorns prefer to have their glorious horns clean and shined, so they do not like hair on it.
II: They enjoy tackling each other, especially in front of females, because that was how unicorn males used to attract their mates.
III: The Unicorn Men cannot PWN, which is derived from the word OWN. This is because PWNing requires a strong spirit. Though Unicorn Men appear strong for their female interests, they are truly very gentle and slightly wimpy.
IV: Surprisingly, Unicorn Men actually can attract females very easily. Scientists have been struggling for years with how this is done.
V: Unicorn Men are always not the brightest. Humans are the most evolved, because it was a long way to come from apes, but Unicorn Men somehow evolved into human form from unicorns. So, they are not the brightest, because though unicorns were pearly white and beautiful, they were also very stupid.
-noun
1. A kind of man that, because of his conditions, cannot do certain things, but can do certain others.
List
I: They flip their hair often, because they were unicorns in their past lives. Unicorns prefer to have their glorious horns clean and shined, so they do not like hair on it.
II: They enjoy tackling each other, especially in front of females, because that was how unicorn males used to attract their mates.
III: The Unicorn Men cannot PWN, which is derived from the word OWN. This is because PWNing requires a strong spirit. Though Unicorn Men appear strong for their female interests, they are truly very gentle and slightly wimpy.
IV: Surprisingly, Unicorn Men actually can attract females very easily. Scientists have been struggling for years with how this is done.
V: Unicorn Men are always not the brightest. Humans are the most evolved, because it was a long way to come from apes, but Unicorn Men somehow evolved into human form from unicorns. So, they are not the brightest, because though unicorns were pearly white and beautiful, they were also very stupid.
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