work a toaster

the act of placing wet bread into an unplugged toaster and proceeding to fornicate with it

ya know that guy learned to work a toaster from his creepy uncle right?

by The Wizard of Yz September 25, 2009

TOasters

A 1337 ninja clan that frequent the GameFAQs Message Boards Toaster Oven.

Even pirates fall before the TOasters.

by Flame060 February 16, 2005

Tosser

Some wanker who can afford to buy your girlfriend an elephant

Prince "Tosser" William is a real tosser

by Neon Angel May 5, 2006

Toaster Mage

Strange person. Worship's pie. likes o.o. is an insane geek ^^ carries random computer parts in his trench pocket, whacks people with a mouse.

ToasterMage (09:43:00 PM): 2 FF windows with 25+ tabs each, 4 terminal windows, xmms, slsk, chat, notepads tabbed to hell
AishaCCfan (09:43:19 PM): o.O
ToasterMage (09:43:42 PM): one FF browser with tabs of just programming docs
ToasterMage (09:43:53 PM): and some in my other
AishaCCfan (09:43:55 PM): wow
ToasterMage (09:43:59 PM): and the most used tab is bash
ToasterMage (09:44:02 PM): XD
Pie no Miko (09:44:04 PM): Jake is insane
AishaCCfan (09:44:07 PM): XD
AishaCCfan (09:44:10 PM): he is
ToasterMage (09:44:15 PM): yea, I have no life
Pie no Miko (09:44:20 PM): ^_^
AishaCCfan (09:44:21 PM): Jake is an insane geek!

by aishaccfan May 8, 2005

Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006

Toaster

Being gay

He is a toaster

by The truth 11 April 9, 2019

Bulldog Tosser

Similar to dog tosser, see http://www.urbandictionary.com
/define.php?term=Dogtosser
But emphasised!
An entity that personifies being a dogtosser, can also be abbreviated to BT

I hate BT
Why do I have to work with BT
What a Bulldog Tosser

by Mikeee1210 January 11, 2009