Giant Tool

A poser, normally homosexual, that does not see how much of a loser they are.

Yo, that kid was a giant tool, he gonna get the shit beaten out of him.

by Fitz April 9, 2003

Name That Tool

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you lose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.

Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...

by Hi beams, Donkey boy October 8, 2008

Tool

A Hunt word for 'knob' or 'twat', but often gets taxed by younger syblings and adopted for use in a more joking sense. This spins quite a few people out.

Grrr that kid is such a tool!! He like full on exists n everything!

by Charlie-Uniiitt December 28, 2005

tool pouch

Alt. for scrotum.

She raised her knee, striking him square in the tool pouch.

by Nos Ferraatu June 18, 2004

Twinkle Tool

Twinkle Tool (he's the one who's girlfriend is convinced is gay)

That twinkle tool seems lovely! Can't believe his girlfriend keeps calling him gay all of the time, HE should get rid of HER surely?

by Ghede_Loki January 19, 2011

jenna tools

Jenna Hartshaw’s sex toys

She be using those Jenna tools damn babyyyy

by Betsy marshfarts January 11, 2018

garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.

Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!

by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004