smurfing

When you are chilling out in the port-a-johns blue water for a few hours, waiting for someone to come in and sit down. When their ass hits the seat, you shove your tongue in their hole and eat their ass. This isn't a scat or a shit thing at all. The person sitting down (and getting their ass eaten) is too scared to shit.

I saw your boyfriend smurfing by the construction site.

by best-name-ever99 November 21, 2023

Smurfing

A term used in gaming to describe a player in an online game that creates a new account to play against lower-ranked players

Omg he is smurfing he is clearly plat not bronze

by N.z.R November 23, 2023

Smurf Monkey

Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion

Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.

- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna

by Ninja25Dre November 1, 2021

smurf

When your pp is too small and she laughs and you become sad(blue).

James: Hey Honey!
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf

by englishman69 February 11, 2021

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.

“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”

by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023

Papa Smurf

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.

Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.

by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020