Hipster Shower

Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.

Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?

Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.

by Innocent Bystander Guy October 23, 2010

American Shower

n./v. to spray a febreze bottle directly into the air and stand underneath the slowly descending mist in the nude

Man, I love those good ol' American showers.

by Sabbatimkon April 16, 2009

mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

by toolg July 11, 2003

thunder shower

Urinating and defecating on a person at the same time for sexual purposes

I gave your mom a thunder shower last night.

by Calvin Demand September 29, 2008

shower basketball

When you take a shit in your hand whilst taking a shower and throw it in the toilet

"Ted told me he plays shower basketball" "Eww, gross, we should stop associating with Ted"

by mastermorris September 28, 2013

Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011

recreational shower

1. showering with a group of people with clothes on at a party for fun

2.the perceived act by a succubus of a friend that the lesbian at the party is going to fuck her boyfriend and take a large shower with everyone nude...all due to a strategically placed bottle one night and some misplaced, psychotic rage

1. Lets take a recreational it's hot!

2. The succubus (C.S.) got livid and acted out when she thought a female was going to take a recreational that would end in sodomy and other perversions, as normal in the house.

by Bottle Spinner December 30, 2004