Clam Tube

When the left over toilet paper role falls in the toilet and you fuck the holy shit out of it. Ceepin it nifty on Fiftys.

Crip Mac got a hold of the Ole Clam Tube last night, he was in the bathroom for hours.

by Kodak Nutsack February 11, 2022

ramming the clam

A slang term used for female masturbation, esp. when using a sex toy such as a vibrator.

Dude, I accidentally walked in on my sister ramming the clam last night. I'm going to be having nightmares for months.

by aoedima June 10, 2012

clam puff

The small burst of air released from a vagina when the kegel muscles are flexed forcefully causing the meat curtains to flap. (aka. pussy fart)

She got so excited that she started clam puffing until I timmed her.

by Gagaster August 31, 2011

Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.

Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!

by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018

Clam jam

The Female version of a “cock block”

She’s such a “clam jam”, I cannot believe she couldn’t take a hint to leave jim and I alone .

by Stanky D May 10, 2018

clam house

The opposite of a sausage fest.

"Man, so many bitches in this place, it's a clam house. It's going to be a good night."

by keithfairground September 28, 2015

Clam Bake

When some seafood smelling women go naked in a sauna it smells like a clam bake

Hey Mark check out that clam bake!

by darth vemtor June 23, 2016