Tight arse

Australian Slang for someone whom is so tight with there money that they argue that they shouldn’t have to be liable for damages they caused.

“Usually if people break something they pay for it”

“I shouldn’t have to”

“Well you’re a tight arse”

by Wellbeing Creater May 1, 2018

tight as a coke bottle

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

tight-fittin' genes

An unfortunate inherited "legacy" which cause many of the descendants to be heavy-statured, whether they try to live healthfully or not.

(From an old Snuffy Smith cartoon) Elviney: I am soooo envious of that woman down the street --- she gets a brand-new dress every week!
Loweezy: Oh, no worries, darlin' --- that's only 'cuz she goes up another DRESS SIZE every week! It's those dad-blamed tight-fittin' genes!

by QuacksO September 30, 2017

Money Tight Semite

A cheap Jewish person

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right

by EmJayee October 14, 2017

tight tornado

When a man is complimenting the tightness of the vagina, and begins wiggling it around inside for emphases

"He gave her a tight tornado"

by literal_garbage November 8, 2017

Hummel tight

adjective /hʌməl tīt/

Origins mythical dwarf electrician
- to tighten something, usually a locking or fastening mechanism, in a way that loosening or freeing the object is near impossible

“Julio, give me a minute and possibly a blow torch, some asshole made this Hummel tight”

by Nick Ollatta April 20, 2018

stuck in a tight corner

Being stuck in a tight corner, mean having anal sex.

Last night at the club I got stuck in a tight corner with that beautiful dude.

by Ledjfou November 27, 2017