Daf: "Hey Alan, up for a Jim??"
Alan: "Oooh I dunno about tonight, maybe we can have a gym sesh another day?"
Daf: "Ahh fairs that's OK"
Alan: "I wouldn't mind coming over for a spliff tho!"
Daf: "Ffs Alan, Jim means spliff"
"Babes you up for rolling us a phat Jim?"
Alan: "Oooh I dunno about tonight, maybe we can have a gym sesh another day?"
Daf: "Ahh fairs that's OK"
Alan: "I wouldn't mind coming over for a spliff tho!"
Daf: "Ffs Alan, Jim means spliff"
"Babes you up for rolling us a phat Jim?"
by mistarjems February 3, 2020
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Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
Alternatively, a Boner Angel.
"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"
Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"
by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020
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A man who takes you fishing and camping.
A man who believes in inertia.
My best friend.
A man who takes you fishing and camping.
A man who believes in inertia.
My best friend.
He’s just spending his Saturday Jimming around the house.
Will you just look at that smile on her face, she must belong to a Jim.
Will you just look at that smile on her face, she must belong to a Jim.
by Jim’sGirl328 February 15, 2020
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Get the BIG JIM mug.A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
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